Sam in the Morning with Suzy

On the day before Suzy's last day, we're both sad yet hopeful. Is Suzy having doubts about moving? This is going to be hard, breaking up the show. Suzy's friend Rochelle calls in from Vancouver. We talk to author Mark Weinstein about his book "Habitually Great," and learn how to break destructive habits. We are joined by Kira, a fun Russian-born model and actress, who is writing an advice book for women.

Suzy wakes up disoriented in an unfamiliar place, naturally. Sam resolves not to preach to Suzy anymore a little bit late in the game. We agree Suzy is a very lucky person, and Sam comes up with some theory about brains and luck. Suzy announces she plans to become a swinger, but there is concern as to the number of swingers available where she is moving. Sam recounts his wild experience in Amsterdam's wax museum. Model-writer Ty Brenneman sits in again, this time to get a feel for the show, and discuss her book "It's Not Fat, It's Pus."

An unexpected, personal revelation from Suzy manages to shock Sam, which doesn't happen often. We learn about Magic Underwear and polygamy from the Suzy's new Mormon friend, who discovers Suzy may be the Antichrist. Our featured author Vicki Robin discusses our relationship with money in her bestselling book, "Your Money Or Your Life." Adult film star Sinnamon Love joins us in the studio to discuss her life and porn career.

As Suzy prepares to leave for Australia, we talk about classic comedians and dead comics, then about the '80s and coke. Suzy continues to rationalize her move but Sam persists in analyzing her, to her chagrin. Suzy tells of her tantrum in a department store, and her friend Michael, whom we surprise with a phone call, confirms that and other strange incidents. Author Catherine Blyth discusses her book "The Art of Conversation" and the importance of face-to-face encounters.

We talk about hot male movie stars after we listen to Christian Bale's outburst on a movie set. Suzy meets with the guy she left behind when she left for Australia, and Sam begins the countdown for the next casualty.

Suzy strolls in looking as though she had just been hit by a truck, and we find out she hadn't had a change of clothes for over 24 hours. Sam is puzzled by the life-changing decidsions Suzy is making while she's drunk. LA Talk Radio host Max Tucci comes in while on a visit to LA from NYC, and we virtually explode with laughter.

We return from the break totally energized, and begin with Suzy's latest plans for moving to Australia to be with her new beau. Suzy is determined to climb Machu Pichu later this week, and to fend off a pest she met on a dating site, which Sam views as a stalker. We talk to Candaian author Steve Kaufman about his book "The Way of the Linguist," who teaches us how to learn other languages. Sam is irritated that FaceBook has been taking down breastfeeding photos and explains how people view it as obscene. Suzy tells of Karaoke from hell in Australia.

Suzy returns from her extended Australia vacation and the stories abound. She got wild, fell in love, and...well, you've got to listen. We tried to reach our author Ian Stewart, who wrote an amazing book on mathematics as fun entitled "Dr. Stewart's Cabinet of Mathematical Curiosities." We had a great time with studio guest Lisa Marie Platske, an author and motivational speaker with a great attitude, who discussed her upcoming Leadership Success Summit in SoCal.

TJ McCormack join Sam for a great show and confesses to being his mother. We speak to author Christopher Lane about his book "Shyness: How Normal Behavior Became A Sickness."Guest Jodi Cooley, a fascinating, fun life coach who displayed a great sense of humor and insight. New host Sheena Metal stopped by and talked about sex toys and other delights.

Guest co-host Linda Gildersleeve sits in for Suzy and tells us more about her days as an adult film actress at a young age, and about her projects. We speak to author Peter Benson of the Search Institute about his book "Sparks" which reveals fascinating facts about teenagers and bringing out the best in them. TJ McCormack drops in for talk about breastfeeding in public and homeless people who steal shopping carts.

We bid a temporary farewell to Suzy, who is taking a vacation to the East Coast and Australia, and. Sam is blown away when she proudly displays semen stains on her shirt. Neither one of us has successfully discovered the G-Spot, so Suzy found us an author who would help us. Michael Schuessler, author of The Holy G-Rail, told us everything we wanted to know about that elusive pleasure source and his "special lover," a woman who seems to have an unsatiated desire to please and be pleased.

A house is burning down in Venice while Suzy has the best time with friends on the beach. As Suzy's trip nears, the emotions fly high when Sam fears losing listeners while Suzy's away and the show is in limbo. An argument ensues and Suzy threatens to leave the studio.

Sam questions Suzy on how she got little sleep last night, but she just giggles. Later we find out from her new beau's roomate that certain sounds came out of the adjacent room during the night. We speak to author Philip Spencer about his quest to investigate Bigfoot sightings, and the subsequent film he released, "The Wildman of Kentucky: the Mystery of Panther Rock."

Sam can't stand to look at the ugly lizard Suzy brings in to the studio. We speak to author John McWhorter about his fascinating book "Our Magnificent Bastard Tongue: The Untold Story of English."

We talk about $30K rings, like the one Michelle Obama was rumored to receive, and $40K diamond earrings Suzy lost. Author of "Hit Charade" Tyler Gray told us about a huge Ponzi scheme pulled by Lou Pearlman, the man behind "Backstreet Boys" and "*NSync." Suzy thinks he's hot. Then we call Suzy's well-to-do "friend" and find out how he and Suzy met.

Suzy goes on a second date and lives to tell about it. Author Nina Burleigh told us about what has been called "the greatest archaelogical fraud of the 21st Century," a story which is told in her fascinating book, "Unholy Business." Young LA entrepreneur Ty Brennemen and her friend Tony spend an hour chatting with us.

We start off with a call from Suzy's friend Chase who discusses long-distance relationships and psychics. Then we are honored by two very respectable media figures, Howard Rosenberg, former TV critic for the Los Angeles Times, and Charles Feldman, former investigative reporter for CNN, who came in to discuss their new book "No Time To Think", and proved to possess a great sense of humor.

The first thing you'll notice is that Sam's microphone pops the whole fucking time and totally distracts you from the show. So listen at your own risk, because Sam will kill you if you do. Damn! Sam is wearing boxers today and feels constantly horny. Suzy manipulates her professor into giving her an A. We speak to billionaire author Rich DeVos, co-founder of Amway and owner of the Orlando Magic. His book, "Ten Powerful Phrases for Positive People" helps you become a successful leader. We also talked to Karen Anderson, a self-descirbed animal communicator, who told us about the thoughts and emotions of animals and the way they communicate with us, even after they are dead.

The lion share of the show was taken by a heated, emotional exchange between Sam and Suzy's Palestinian acquaintance. You don't want to miss this one. Then the show turned totally sexual, when adult film star and Penthouse Pet Daisy Marie came in and told us about being a young and horny Hispanic girl who rejoices in having a lot of sex and getting paid for it.

Great, sex-dominated show. On this Veterans Day, Suzy comes in wearing a military uniform. We discuss banging Iraqi women, and Sam recommends all troops should get free pussy whenever they want. Sam questions why porn starts are called porn stars if not all of them are stars. Suzy insists on keeping the conversation on squirting as we anticipate our porn "star" guest, who never shows up.

Suzy declares herself a CCT, and misses her date the night before because of the demonstrations/riots in West LA protesting the passage of Proposition 8. She then tells about the weird incident she had at home. Author Tim Manners , who wrote "Relevance," discusses relevanace and the lack thereof in the market place, assaulting advertising and its effectivenss. An interesting discussion ensues about Apple, the Mac, and the iPod. New LA Talk Radio host Erin Muir sits in for some fun conversation.

We reflect on the nation's exhiliration at the triumph that is Barack Obama. Author Susan Pease Gadoua introduced us to her book "Contemplating Divorce" which helps decide on whether to choose divorce. Singer Tokeli entertained us with live jazz music with the accompaniment of guitarist John.

Suzy is back and we eagerly anticpated our guest Traci Bingham who was a no-show. We cover a million topics and hear the incredible story of Michael Gates Gill, who wrote the bestseller "How Starbucks Saved My Life." Suzy thinks she was an accident, and Sam reminisces about the 70s with Chevy vans with waterbeds, 8-track tapes, platform shoes, and long hair.

A childhood friend of Suzy's sits in for the show and reveals a very interesting person. We learn about Suzy's career as a child actor, as Chase reminisces about their friendship over the years. Chase is extremely hot and Sam almost loses it when Suzy describes her friend's beautfiul breasts. We spoke to author Woodson Merrell about his book "The Source", which shows how to live a healthier life using a 21-day program.

Sam is joined by TJ McCormack while Suzy is away for a show that's both heavy and light. We discuss the traffic quagmire in LA and some politics, then we are rewarded with the fun appearance of adult film star Satine Phoenix, a very sexy, very sexual woman that will fascinate you with her frankness.

We talk about radio and its origins with author Anthony Rudel, who wrote "Hello, Everybody: The Dawn of American Radio." Men in skirts, boxers and briefs become a topic of conversation. New LA Talk Radio hosts Julia and Jamee sit in and we discuss their love lives and other tribulations.

After Suzy tells of her weekend camping trip, we speak to author Geoff Colvin about his book "Talent Is Overrated", which reveals the secret to top performance. Fascinating, helpfull stuff. Suzy voices her rants about Sam, leading him to question what other resentment she may harbor. Chad and Jeff, two brothers who claim to read each other's minds, dazzle us with their special "gift" and provide a preview of their show "Two Brothers, One Mind". Holistic healer Heather Lounsbury dispenses very helpful advice for living healthy and conquering addiction and other ailments.

Suzy has a drinking contest with her boss and gets paid for it. In the studio she wears a fedora that's stained by semen-like spots. Her explanation is far-fetched, and Sam comments on the way Angelenos dress. Author Chris Blazina discusses his new book "The Secret Lives of Men" and provides interesting perspective on male-female relationships.

Suzy returns from her weekend with more amazing stories of getting into trouble. Our call-in guest author Robert Wolke fascinated us with science facts about food and the kitchen, from his new book "What Einstein Told His Cook." Astrologer Holly Hall calls in from Toronto to answer some of Sam's skeptical questions, and the conversation gets interestingly spiritual. LA Talk Radio host Allen Cardoza discussed his highly relevant show Answers for the Family.

Suzy has managed to get through a second day without alcohol, but may replace that habit with another. We analyze having small boobs, not knowing what awaits us only an hour later. Our guest "Queen Bee" is preceded by her breasts as she walks into the room, making our jaws drop.

We are finally broadcasting live again, all settled into our new studio. Sam rants about the A/C breaking down and other landlord tales. Suzy parties hard and finds herself in bed with two naked people. Sam challenges Suzy to not drink for a week and Suzy agrees. BODY OF LIES author David Ignatius called in to discuss the upcoming Ridley Scott film, starring Russel Crow and Leonardo DiCaprio, based on his action novel. We learned about the CIA and the bad rap it gets in the US, and brought up the Mossad as well. Our Noon Man TJ McCormack dropped in for some really funny comments. A really great show.

Suzy finally brings her boyfriend Franz to the studio and now we are actually more confused about their relationship than before. Franz wants cops to be nice and a big discussion about the police ensues. Our studio guest Mike Pingel entertained us with everything we ever wanted to know about Charlie's Angels. An avid fan, Mike has become a celebrity in his own right with his site CharliesAngels.com.

We are both sleep-deprived and barely get through the first half hour, but we are energized by our phone guest, author/actress Alycia Ripley, who discussed her life and her book "Traveling with An Eggplant." Then we cut it short, when Suzy was struggling to stay awake.

Special Edition: Our first remote broadcast. Well, Andy Taylor never called in, but we did a fun show on opposite ends of the country. Suzy tells about her older former lover, and Sam struggles with the temptations of hot chicks at the radio convention in Austin. A very funny show. Sam gives surprising background on Andy Taylor. TJ McCormack adds some more funny from our LA studio.

Our studio guest GiGi Garner, daughter of film and TV legened James Garner, talks about life as a celebrity's child, and her new book "Girl Talk."

We analyze Suzy's relationships and begin to explore her lesbian years. In the first episode...well, you've got to listen for yourself. Suzy's apartment has been invaded and she is being driven out. Our studio guest Bentley Michaels demonstrated his voice talent and voiced some funny characters.

Too many topics to list, but our guest Kelly McGrath entertained us with her music and bubbly personality.

With two guests that flaked out, we had more time to discuss what's going on in our lives.

We discover that Suzy knows Kirstin Dunst after Sam dispenses some entertainment news. Rants aboutf traffic and driving lead Sam to suggest transportation alternatives. The cadavers at the Body World show, and flaking out. A video interview with Suzy at the Go Topless parade is available online.

We devote most of the show to stories of our weekend experience at the Go Topless parade at Venice Beach. Sam reveals the organization behind the parade, and Suzy recalling exposing her breasts for the world to admire.

Suzy brings in her friend Brian, a raw food chef, who talked about his recipe ebook "Orgasm of the Taste Buds." Our studio guest Jennifer Faubert told us all about her upcoming book "Fly on the Wall," recounting her living situation with her husband and his two buddies in a one-bedroom apartment. She learned a lot about men, and tells us all about it.

We talk about givers and takers in the bedroom, objects pulled out of people's asses in emergency rooms, Suzy's new digs and allegedly gorgeous roommate, and Sam's concerns that he'll pass out or die during masturbation and be found naked with his genitals in his hand.

Suzy recounts trying out a porn star's sex advice, and then we discuss various types of female orgrasm, the clitoris, and the G-spot (which is so hard for Sam to find.) Suzy plays while driving, and Sam salivates. Our phone guest, beautiful 18-year-old singer Lorelei Carlson, told us of her musical aspirations, and her music and voice mesmerized us.

Suzy and her weekend adventures open the show, and we find out about a one-night stand (not Suzy this time), a moustache party, and a lot more. Suzy was accompanied by her friend K this morning, who told us about guys getting naked in the pool (he claims he's not gay, but Sam's not so sure.) Our studio guest Amber Lane brings in her music and tells of her journey from Tennessee to LA via Chicago. A newcomer to LA, she still retains a bit of Southern innocence.

Suzy and Jonique get massaged by their neighbors, and Suzy continues to reveal her hunger for fresh meat. An anal sex revelation is the highlight of the show, until our studio guest Zhazira Nurkhodjaeva walked in and floored us all with her stunning beauty and good-natured demeanor. Suzy compliments her on her breasts and Sam is forced to look.