Sam & Shari in the Morning

Oprah is retiring and Shari's most serious competition for talk show domination is out of the way. The American Music Awards, and reviews of Carrie Underwood, Lady Ga-Ga and Jennifer Lopez. We argue about tipping again. Shari goes on a disappointing date. Sam drives to Palm Springs to say hi and to come back after an hour. We speak to Joe Peacock about his book "Mentally Incontinent". Later we are joined in the studio by Adam Glasser, aka Seymore Butts, who wrote the book "Rock Her World", and we talk about sex and porn till we beat the topics to death.

We are talking about stupid self-made videos and changing the world. A new idea for electric cars. Sam does some self-analysis about his trip to Israel. Shari has a gross dream about chickens. A stranger hits on Shari while she waits in line. Talk of orgasms, ejaculation and being in a relationship with a porn star. We are joined in the studio by Melissa and Pat, who wrote a couple of silly humorous books.

On being late and making a music video in your car. Not too strange for Shari. We make a listener's head spin with frank talk, and he attacks his wife (intimiately, of course.) We learn a lot about Twitter from the author of "Twitter for Dummies" Laura Fitton. We are joined by Brenda, the host of Prof Brendi, who is always fun and interesting, with a lot to say.

Shari's imaginary soulmate gets in the way of her sex life, but she really had to turn down a foreigner in the bar. Empathic Intuitive Pamela Beaty sits in and enlightens us on the soul's purpose and journey, and discusses her book "Why Am I F'd Up?"

Sam is "Love Buggy" this morning, and Shari fantasizes about Italian men. Sam recounts fighting back a bully in high-school. Shari's "friend" has a sex dilemma. Sam insists guys are content to "hide the salami and make a deposit." Allie, a homeless young woman abandoned by her family, speaks out about a system that has victimized her, in addition to gut-wrenching abuse she has had to endure. (To extend Allie a helping hand, write her at allieoropeza@yahoo.com.)

Sam recounts his weekend out of town, and Shari gets amorous in front of an ironic billboard. Growing up in Vegas in the '70s, and a restaurant's back room with a bed and Cuban cigars. We discover fascinating facts about Elizabeth Tayor from author William Mann who wrote, "How To Be A Movie Star." Shari explains "The Dash" when her aunt calls in from Florida and gives us another perspective on her "virginal" niece.

We're both in a great mood and living in awe. Shari is concerned she talks too much, and makes funny generalizations about gays. Sam doesn't know how to take compliments but then has advice for himself. Shari talk about her mole and Sam reluctantly agrees to play a song he'd written. Shari's friend Reese sits in for the second hour and the laughes abound. Listener Blue calls in and gives us psychic readings while driving.

Robert is Shari's friend and he sits in on the show, telling us about living in the wilderness. We find out how they met and the nature of their relationship. What follows is a story of personal transformation. Answering nature's calls in the woods. We talk to author Robert Wright about the the evolution of religion, about which we writes in "The Evolution of God."

Shari has no hot water, but she won't let it stop her from manifesting a great day. We later discover she's acutally an angel. Extended discussion about tipping. Two great guests, sex expert Tamara and her companion Greg, prove to be smart and funny.

Shari is told by an astrologist she is going to have twins and begins to plan motherhood. We learn about Slovania from European listener Miha. Studio guest Adrian Colesberry discusses his new book "How to Make Love to Adrian Colesberry."

Sam survives a car accident, and Shari spills her coffee doing a good deed. David Letterman admits he has had sex with people in his staff, finding himself a victim of extortion. Shari dreams about earthquakes and Sam stars in the dream. We talk to Andrew Pessin about his book "The God Question", fascinating views on God by philosophers throughout the ages. Our studio guest Elyse, a NY musician brings in her killer music and tells about recording her own album.

Two great studio guests add to the fun, with Jaime the model/singer from Florida whose optimism is matched only by Shari's, and LA Talk Radio host Jeff Rector who talks about science fiction and his desire to finally settle down. Shari gets invited to a Cougar party, then we talk about our favorite sci-fi films. Jaime astounds us with her astrology.

Studio guest Jacqueline joins us for the entire show, telling us about the difficulties of being an actress, and proves a good sport with our unexpected sex talk. Dating in LA, hot dogs, masturbation, and cunnlingus. But there is a lot more to the show. Lots of laughter guaranteed.