SAM & SUZY
IN THE MORNING
Live from Los Angeles every weekday morning (9AM-11AM
PST), SAM
and SUZY
bring you the most entertaining and irreverent show on
talk radio.
SAM & SUZY IN THE MORNING serves a
variety of the day's topics with funny and smart commentary, as well as a look into our lives. The
show features a breadth of amazing guests and callers to keep you entertained.
Enjoy your morning at the office with spicy talk
and even some cool music. Call in live and chat with us on the air.
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Wednesday, November 19, 2008 |
Suzy goes on a date from hell and spends the afternoon potty training a stubborn infant. Author Liz Vaccariello promoted her new book "The Flat Belly Diet", which tells you how to reduce the size of your belly without exercise. Mini Britney Spears impersonater Terra Jole made a fasincating guest in the studio, and told us everything we ever wanted to ask about dwarfs. |
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Tuesday, November 18, 2008 |
The first thing you'll notice is that Sam's microphone pops the whole fucking time and totally distracts you from the show. So listen at your own risk, because Sam will kill you if you do. Damn! Sam is wearing boxers today and feels constantly horny. Suzy manipulates her professor into giving her an A. We speak to billionaire author Rich DeVos, co-founder of Amway and owner of the Orlando Magic. His book, "Ten Powerful Phrases for Positive People" helps you become a successful leader. We also talked to Karen Anderson, a self-descirbed animal communicator, who told us about the thoughts and emotions of animals and the way they communicate with us, even after they are dead. |
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Monday, November 17, 2008 |
A wild weekend party leaves Suzy passed out while her glass dildo was stolen. But that's alright, it was a "second-hand" dildo. Then Suzy feels compelled to tell us how she likes to use it. We talk to Melissa Dean, a Cleveland attorney who wrote a fascinating book, "Hi, Gorgeous," which tells the hellish life she has discovered after finding her love on an online matching site. |
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Friday, November 14, 2008 |
The lion share of the show was taken by a heated, emotional exchange between Sam and Suzy's Palestinian acquaintance. You don't want to miss this one. Then the show turned totally sexual, when adult film star and Penthouse Pet Daisy Marie came in and told us about being a young and horny Hispanic girl who rejoices in having a lot of sex and getting paid for it. Vote for her to win the title Penthouse Pet of the Year at Penthouse.com. |
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Thursday, November 13, 2008 |
Victoria, a soft-spoken friend of Suzy sits in for the entire show and recalls an unpleasant experience of a burning desire turned nightmarishly disgusting. Sam has a heated discussion about Israel's treatment of Israeli-Arabs with author Marc Aronson, who wrote "Unsettled: The Problem of Loving Israel." Suzy somehow segues to a discussion about The Witches of Salem with the author. Victoria tells us about genital waxing and |
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Tuesday, November 11, 2008 |
Great, sex-dominated show. On this Veterans Day, Suzy comes in wearing a military uniform. We discuss banging Iraqui women, and Sam recommends all troops should get free pussy whenever they want. Sam questions why porn starts are called porn stars if not all of them are stars. Suzy insists on keep the conversation on squirting as we anticipate our porn "star" guest, who never shows up. |
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Monday, November 10, 2008 |
An uneventful Las Vegas trip by Suzy, and we discuss driving on the highway and how to get away with extreme speeding. Belly dancing figures into Suzy's trip and she's completely sore and spent. |
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Friday, November 7, 2008 |
Suzy declares herself a CCT, and misses her date the night before because of the demonstrations/riots in West LA protesting the passage of Proposition 8. She then tells about the weird incident she had at home. Author Tim Manners , who wrote "Relevance," discusses relevanace and the lack thereof in the market place, assaulting advertising and its effectivenss. An interesting discussion ensues about Apple, the Mac, and the iPod. New LA Talk Radio host Erin Muir sits in for some fun conversation. |
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Thursday, November 6, 2008 |
Suzy, after conducting surgery on a sheep's heart, reveals she still sleeps with a stuffed lamb, Lammie, which was once kidnapped by fellow soldiers. We get a call from Adventure Girl Stefanie Michaels, who tells us about the extreme traveling she has done. Our phone guest author Benjamin Gilad talks about his book "Business War Games", and proves to be an entertaining Israeli-American full of interesting information. |
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Wednesday, November 5, 2008 |
We reflect on the nation's exhiliration at the triumph that is Barack Obama. Author Susan Pease Gadoua introduced us to her book "Contemplating Divorce" which helps decide on whether to choose divorce. Singer Tokeli entertained us with live jazz music with the accompaniment of guitarist John. |
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Tuesday, November 4, 2008 |
It's a historic election day and we talk about fitting condoms on dildos. To be fair, we do cover some politics and give our take on today's presidential race. Suzy screws around with her phone loudly while her father's girlfriend talks passionately about Obama.We speak to author David Rubel about his incredible book "Bedside Baccalureate", which clearly and succinctly discusses the major events, physical science, religion, philosophy and more. |
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Monday, November 3, 2008 |
Sara Palin gets pranked big time and we talk about it and how it'll affect the election. We speak to author KristinTillquist about her book Capitalizing on Kindness, and the way people succeed by treating others with kindness and respect. We discuss the speed and inaccuracy with which the media covers the news. |
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Friday, October 31, 2008 |
The best show we've had? We think so. With Baywatch star Traci Bingham spending the entire show with us, the laughter and incredible chemistry contributed to a very entertaining show. We are later joined by Mick Blue, the star of the adult film, "Pirates 2," who tells us about the 1,000 films he has made. |
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Thursday, October 30, 2008 |
Suzy is back and we eagerly anticpated our guest Traci Bingham who was a no-show. We cover a million topics and hear the incredible story of Michael Gates Gill, who wrote the bestseller "How Starbucks Saved My Life." Suzy thinks she was an accident, and Sam reminisces about the 70s with Chevy vans with waterbeds, 8-track tapes, platform shoes, and long hair. |
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Wendesday, October 29, 2008 |
Our noon man TJ McCormack sits in for Suzy again today and we discuss some serious politics. Author Stephen Mansfield told us important things about Barack and his religious side, all of which we discusses in his book "The Faith of Barack Obama." The conversation later turns to sex during pregnancy, and the effect on the father when he's present during birth. |
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Tuesday, October 28, 2008 |
A childhood friend of Suzy's sits in for the show and reveals a very interesting person. We learn about Suzy's career as a child actor, as Chase reminisces about their friendship over the years. Chase is extremely hot and Sam almost loses it when Suzy describes her friend's beautfiul breasts. We spoke to author Woodson Merrell about his book "The Source", which shows how to live a healthier life using a 21-day program. |
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Monday, October 27, 2008 |
Suzy returns from NY sick and partied out. We spoke to author Bob Brier about his book "The Secret of the Great Pyramid" and found the subject fascinating, with talk about mummies and groundless myths. Our next guest, author Norm Brodsky, gave us some interesting tips on starting your own business. His book "The Knack" makes complicated concepts accessible and useful. |
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Friday, October 24, 2008 |
Sam is joined by TJ McCormack while Suzy is away for a show that's both heavy and light. We discuss the traffic quagmire in LA and some politics, then we are rewarded with the fun appearance of adult film star Satine Phoenix, a very sexy, very sexual woman that will fascinate you with her frankness. |
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Thursday, October 23, 2008 |
Rants about traffic in LA right off the start, but we speak to Lee Cockerell, a former Disney executive, who wrote the leadership book "Creating Magic", and learn interesting facts about the Disney parks, in addition to a few leadership skills. |
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Wednesday, October 22, 2008 |
We talk about radio and its origins with author Anthony Rudel, who wrote "Hello, Everybody: The Dawn of American Radio." Men in skirts, boxers and briefs become a topic of conversation. New LA Talk Radio hosts Julia and Jamee sit in and we discuss their love lives and other tribulations. |
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Tuesday, October 21. 2008 |
Suzy former finace Erik sits in on the show and tells how more than we ever wanted to know about Suzy. Hypnotist Tom Smith calls in to enlighten us about hypnosis as entertainment. |
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Monday, October 20, 2008 |
After Suzy tells of her weekend camping trip, we speak to author Geoff Colvin about his book "Talent Is Overrated", which reveals the secret to top performance. Fascinating, helpfull stuff. Suzy voices her rants about Sam, leading him to question what other resentment she may harbor. Chad and Jeff, two brothers who claim to read each other's minds, dazzle us with their special "gift" and provide a preview of their show "Two Brothers, One Mind". Holistic healer Heather Lounsbury dispenses very helpful advice for living healthy and conquering addiction and other ailments. |
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Friday, October 17, 2008 |
A guest-filled show: a respectable author, an adult film publicist, and a Mexican porn star make this show a classic. Suzy tells us of the Skype sex she had last night, and Sam was disappointed that gorgeous porn star Nikki Jayne showed up yesterday and there was no live show. We talk to Martin Yate, author of "Knock 'em Dead: The Ultimate Job Search Guide," about strategies for getting the job you want. We talk to adult actor/publicist James Bartholet and find out a lot about the porn industry. You can see him in "Not Bewitched XXX" with a great lineup of veteran porn stars. Find out about upcoming adult industry parties around town. Finally, Estrella Flores, a young porn star from Mexico, calls in and we go crazy watching her movies online. |
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Wednesday, October 15, 2008 |
Suzy has a drinking contest with her boss and gets paid for it. In the studio she wears a fedora that's stained by semen-like spots. Her explanation is far-fetched, and Sam comments on the way Angelenos dress. Author Chris Blazina discusses his new book "The Secret Lives of Men" and provides interesting perspective on male-female relationships. |
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Tuesday, October 14, 2008 |
Author Adam Shepard calls in to tell us about his experiment of living as a poor man and trying to make it in the real world. His book "Scratch Beginnings: Me, $25, and the Search for the American Dream" is fascinating in capturing the life of the homeless. Suzy keeps trying to make sense of her convoluted relationship, and Sam discusses the power of the vagina, referring to it as a revolving line of credit. Sam tells why he won't go to a prostitute. Suzy's estranged boyfriend Franz calls from NY, and tells us the truth about how Suzy is in bed. |
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Monday, October 13, 2008 |
Suzy returns from her weekend with more amazing stories of getting into trouble. Our call-in guest author Robert Wolke fascinated us with science facts about food and the kitchen, from his new book "What Einstein Told His Cook." Astrologer Holly Hall calls in from Toronto to answer some of Sam's skeptical questions, and the conversation gets interestingly spiritual. LA Talk Radio host Allen Cardoza discussed his highly relevant show Answers for the Family. |
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Friday, October 10, 2008 |
Suzy falls off the wagon after only two days of staying off the bottle, and admits to an addiction to FaceBook. Sam explains why he didn't fast on Yom Kippur. Our studio guest Gil Contreras tells us about his life as a private investigator and security expert. |
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Wednesday, October 8, 2008 |
Suzy has managed to get through a second day without alcohol, but may replace that habit with another. We analyze having small boobs, not knowing what awaits us only an hour later. Our guest "Queen Bee" is preceded by her breasts as she walks into the room, making our jaws drop. |
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Tuesday, October 7, 2008 |
Suzy's new roomate Lisa sits in on the entire show, which must be one of the funniest we have done. Sex, dating, single women and, of course, masturbation, all brought to you hot and fresh. We are joined by Jo Kimberly, a stunning Brit ex-model who also sings beautifully. Jo turned out to be not as conservative as she appeared, but her outfit was anything but conservative, and she was only too glad to join in on the sex discussion! |
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Monday, October 6, 2008 |
We are finally broadcasting live again, all settled into our new studio. Sam rants about the A/C breaking down and other landlord tales. Suzy parties hard and finds herself in bed with two naked people. Sam challenges Suzy to not drink for a week and Suzy agrees. BODY OF LIES author David Ignatius called in to discuss the upcoming Ridley Scott film, starring Russel Crow and Leonardo DiCaprio, based on his action novel. We learned about the CIA and the bad rap it gets in the US, and brought up the Mossad as well. Our Noon Man TJ McCormack dropped in for some really funny comments. A really great show. |
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Wednesday, October 1, 2008 |
This is our last show at the present studio. We'll miss the city view. Suzy loses her wallet and gets involved in a creepy incidence. |
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Monday, September 29, 2008 |
Sam talks about the plans to move the station to a new studio as part of our expansion, and Suzy tells of her bike ride to Mexico over the weekend. She got a massage from a stranger who hoped to get a blowjob after Suzy had put her head on his lap. Suzy is bewildered by his roving hands. Her bus gets searched for drugs after an impromptu karaoke party breaks. |
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Friday, September 26, 2008 |
Suzy finally brings her boyfriend Franz to the studio and now we are actually more confused about their relationship than before. Franz wants cops to be nice and a big discussion about the police ensues. Our studio guest Mike Pingel entertained us with everything we ever wanted to know about Charlie's Angels. An avid fan, Mike has become a celebrity in his own right with his site CharliesAngels.com. |
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Thursday, September 25, 2008 |
We touch on the economic crisis, used cars, and some gossip news on Clay Akin and Lindsey Lohan coming out. We discuss gay sex and lesbian techniques, facial hair and sex, online dating and more celebrity talk. A passionate listener calls in to say we're not funny today. We actually had quite a few laughs. |
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Tuesday, September 23, 2008 |
We are both sleep-deprived and barely get through the first half hour, but we are energized by our phone guest, author/actress Alycia Ripley, who discussed her life and her book "Traveling with An Eggplant." Then we cut it short, when Suzy was struggling to stay awake. |
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Monday, September 22, 2008 |
We return from our trips and share experiences. Our studio guest Shawn Amos introduced us to his cool site, GetBack.com, and we reminisced about 70s and 80s pop culture. |
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Friday, September 19, 2008 |
Special Edition: Our first remote broadcast. Well, Andy Taylor never called in, but we did a fun show on opposite ends of the country. Suzy tells about her older former lover, and Sam struggles with the temptations of hot chicks at the radio convention in Austin. A very funny show. Sam gives surprising background on Andy Taylor. TJ McCormack adds some more funny from our LA studio. |
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Monday, September 15, 2008 |
We discuss doing our show remotely Friday, so we can interview Andy Taylor of Duran Duran! So it'll be S uzy in Boston, Sam in Austin, and Andy in NY. This will be awesome! Lots of laughs today. |
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Friday, September 12, 2008 |
Our studio guest GiGi Garner, daughter of film and TV legened James Garner, talks about life as a celebrity's child, and her new book "Girl Talk." |
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Thursday, September 11, 2008 |
A rushed morning makes Sam cranky, but the talk was intense when we discussed Sarah Palin's family, talking to dogs, women and hats, cheating, and much more. Suzy picks up a new kitten and Sam crowns her the Mother Teresa of animals. With countless "arrggghs" yesterday, today Suzy uses the F-word several times when addressing Sam, probably because he analyzes the shit out of her. Lots of fun. |
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Wednesday, September 10, 2008 |
We analyze Suzy's relationships and begin to explore her lesbian years. In the first episode...well, you've got to listen for yourself. Suzy's apartment has been invaded and she is being driven out. Our studio guest Bentley Michaels demonstrated his voice talent and voiced some funny characters. |
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Tuesday, September 9, 2008 |
Sam's parents are computer-phobic. Guest Brett Juilly of Top5Pages.com told us about his inventions and business endeavors. |
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Monday, September 8, 2008 |
Too many topics to list, but our guest Kelly McGrath entertained us with her music and bubbly personality. |
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Friday, September 5, 2008 |
Today's show unexpectedly turned into a sex fest, with x-rated poet Kristie LeVangie, and two very horny studio guests, Phil Varone and Yvette Marie. Listen at your own risk! |
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Thursday, September 4, 2008 |
With two guests that flaked out, we had more time to discuss what's going on in our lives. |
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Tuesday, September 2, 2008 |
An action-filled show during which we barely got a chance to discuss our weekend, but we had awesome guests. On the phone, we spoke to Stephany Alexander, who runs WomanSavers to help women screen men's backgrounds before they get involved. Studio guests Nick Manning, the famous "Dropping Loads" porn star who has made over 2,000 adult films, and his girlfriend, porn star Mya Nichole, told us about their fascinating lives and desires. |
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Friday, August 29, 2008 |
Our phone guest Dr. Randy Martin tells us about Chinese medicine and Suzy wants to get accupuncture for her pregnant lizard. |
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Wednesday, August 27, 2008 |
We discover that Suzy knows Kirstin Dunst after Sam dispenses some entertainment news. Rants aboutf traffic and driving lead Sam to suggest transportation alternatives. The cadavers at the Body World show, and flaking out. A video interview with Suzy at the Go Topless parade is available online. |
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Tuesday, August 26, 2008 |
Nuggests from Suzy's first day back in school abound, including a snail race in Biology class, and we talk about college and nutty professors. |
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Monday, August 25, 2008 |
We devote most of the show to stories of our weekend experience at the Go Topless parade at Venice Beach. Sam reveals the organization behind the parade, and Suzy recalling exposing her breasts for the world to admire. |
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Wednesday, August 20, 2008 |
A caller drops a bomb when he contends that Suzy has children somewhere! Suzy explains, and Sam is blown away by the unexpected revelation. Our studio guest, stunning Kazakhtani model Zhazira Nurkhodjaeva, returns to tell us about beauty pageants, taking a film role as a bad girl, and reveals her other, less gentle side. |
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Tuesday, August 19, 2008 |
Suzy brings in her friend Brian, a raw food chef, who talked about his recipe ebook "Orgasm of the Taste Buds." Our studio guest Jennifer Faubert told us all about her upcoming book "Fly on the Wall," recounting her living situation with her husband and his two buddies in a one-bedroom apartment. She learned a lot about men, and tells us all about it. |
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Monday, August 18, 2008 |
Ellen & Portia get married, Madonna turns 50 (36, according to her Kaballah priests), Red Bull is hazardous to your health, and celebrity news. Suzy's Chihuahua-on-an-airplane story is hilarious, and she plans a naked fashion show in her apartment. |
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Friday, August 15, 2008 |
We talk about givers and takers in the bedroom, objects pulled out of people's asses in emergency rooms, Suzy's new digs and allegedly gorgeous roommate, and Sam's concerns that he'll pass out or die during masturbation and be found naked with his genitals in his hand. |
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Thursday, August 14, 2008 |
A yoga class turns into a chance to check out guys for Suzy, and a crazy landlord makes her flee. Her best friend Jonique calls in from Colorado and Sam questions her about her one-night stand and the scare it gave her. Sam tells about his near-death experience learnning to fly. Our studio guest Angelique brings in her sultry, soothing music and tells us about her travels. |
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Wednesday, August 13, 2008 |
Suzy recounts trying out a porn star's sex advice, and then we discuss various types of female orgrasm, the clitoris, and the G-spot (which is so hard for Sam to find.) Suzy plays while driving, and Sam salivates. Our phone guest, beautiful 18-year-old singer Lorelei Carlson, told us of her musical aspirations, and her music and voice mesmerized us. |
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Tuesday, August 12, 2008 |
A very entertaining morning with talk about chess, making up, and a thousand other topics. Our phone guest, Porn star Satine Phoenix, titillated us with her explicit photos and stories from the front lines. She told us of S&M, her love for men and women (but she won't date women), anal sex and orgies, and her erotic art. Don't miss it! |
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Monday, August 11, 2008 |
Suzy and her weekend adventures open the show, and we find out about a one-night stand (not Suzy this time), a moustache party, and a lot more. Suzy was accompanied by her friend K this morning, who told us about guys getting naked in the pool (he claims he's not gay, but Sam's not so sure.) Our studio guest Amber Lane brings in her music and tells of her journey from Tennessee to LA via Chicago. A newcomer to LA, she still retains a bit of Southern innocence. |
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Friday, August 8, 2008 |
Jonique joins us for the third day, continuing to shed light on the phenomenon that is Suzy. We talk about sex, drugs, South Africa, Russia invading Georgia, and convoluted relationships. |
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Thursday, August 7, 2008 |
Suzy and Jonique get massaged by their neighbors, and Suzy continues to reveal her hunger for fresh meat. An anal sex revelation is the highlight of the show, until our studio guest Zhazira Nurkhodjaeva walked in and floored us all with her stunning beauty and good-natured demeanor. Suzy compliments her on her breasts and Sam is forced to look. |
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Wednesday, August 6, 2008 |
Suzy brings in her best friend Jonique, who is visiting from Colorado and told us stories about Suzy and her travails. We had great time talking to our call-in guest Nadine who, as the head of GoTopless.org, has organized a topless walk in Venice Beach August 23, and stiumlated funny and interesting conversation. Our studio guest Melissa Skirbol sat in and we continued to discuss exposed breasts and hypnotherapy. |
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Tuesday, August 5, 2008 |
Our debut show is off to a wild start, with a lot of sex talk and laughs. Suzy tells of the dungeon she witnessed on her search for new digs, and of saying unbelievable things to a cop while in a drunken stupor. TJ McCormack joins us later for wild laughes. It felt like we discussed everything today, but there is so much more to come. Stay tuned! |
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(Note: Our show can also be heard live on Talk Stream Live)
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