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The Damage report

Johnny Dam

Fall in love with the First Amendment all over again!

We will not apologize to the FCC, Christian Right, or Rev. Al Sharpton for anything we say!

Johnny Dam hosts a politically incorrect talk show filled with social/political commentary and satire. It's like having Thanksgiving dinner with the family... without all the screaming, alcohol, and awkward silence when the uncle that touched you arrives.

 

Comedian Rev. Johnny Dam has performed all over the world including two tours of Iraq to entertain the troops. He has roasted congressmen, generals, and ex-wives.

Rev. Johnny Dam currently produces The First Amendment Comedy Tour and can be seen every Wednesday night hosting the TV version of The DAMage Report on www.TheStream.tv. The DAMage Report was born the day Don Imus begged Rev. Al Sharpton forforgivenessthus pissing all over the First Amendment.

In fact, you can hear "Enough Already", the rant that started it all at www.TheDAMageReport.tv.

Listen to Johnny's Promo

Johnny's Aircheck

Email Johnny at johnny@johnnydam.com

 
   
 
STEPHANIE PAUL
Stephanie Paul

Stephanie Paul is a native New Zealander.  She started her career in Middle Earth as an actress in both film and television, shooting over 60 commercials.  Currently she can be seen on national US television in a Kraft commercial making grilled cheese sandwiches.

Eventually Stephanie crossed the pond for New York City, where she studied as an actress at The Neighborhood Playhouse, home of the Sanford Meisner Technique.  She spent three years in The Big Apple, gaining additional theatre, commercial TV and feature film experience.  Eventually, feeling the urge to go West, San Francisco was her next stop.  Although she kept her focus on film and television,  it was in Fog City where Stephanie began working with improvisation at Bay Area Theatre Sports (B.A.T.S.).

Stephanie’s improv talents eventually brought her to write and perform stand-up comedy.  After it became obvious that a move to Tinsel Town was inevitable,  she headed south to sunnier shores and quickly found a home with the LA improv troupe “Gumbo”, which opened the “Trippin On Tuesday’s” show at The Comedy Store in Hollywood.  The show had a side-splitting six month run, and she got the chance to work with top comics that included Alex Thomas, Chris Tucker, Monique, and Earthquake.

   
 
JODI MILLER
Jodi Miller Actor/Writer/Comic

A native of New Jersey, Jodi Miller packed her can of Aqua Net and her cat and came out here to Los Angeles.   She has been performing Stand Up comedy all over the country for over 12 years and has been coaching and teaching Stand Up here in Los Angeles for 5 years.

A Main Company member at the acclaimed ACME Theater here in Los Angeles, Jodi writes and performs sketch comedy weekly.  Her critically acclaimed one woman show, “Flying Coach”, ran here in Los Angeles to outstanding reviews including critic’s choice.  She’s recently guest starred on Chelsea Lately and will appear on Comics Unleashed later this year.  She is also a writer for the Cinemax series Co-Ed Confidential.

You can catch Jodi every Monday Night for the C Word Show at The Comedy Store as well at the other local comedy clubs like The Improv and Ice House.
   
 
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Wednesday, November 19, 2008
 
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
 
Monday, November 17, 2008
 
 
Friday, November 14, 2008
 
Thursday, November 13, 2008
 
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
 
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
 
Monday, November 10, 2008
 
 
Friday, November 7, 2008
 
Thursday, November 6, 2008

Co-host Cricket Lee
Special Guest Comedian Tom Irwin
This show is dedicated to the men and women serving in the Middle East.
Tom talks about his one man show "25 Days in Iraq"
Johnny and Tom share their Middle East experiences
Facebook Friends Birthday Shout-outs

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

The Day After
Co-host - Political Cartoonist M.J. Offen
Johnny and MJ discuss the election
Lobbiest Neil Offen calls into the show
Erotic Author Linda Bergen calls into the show

Monday, November 3, 2008

Proposition Me
Co-host Political Cartoonist MJ Offen
Special Guest Comedian James Tripp
Johnny, James, and MJ go over all of the Propositions on the California ballot

 
Friday, October 31, 2008

Co-host Comedian Jodi Miller
Special Guests Comedians Troy Conrad and Sean Green
Ribbed for Her Pleasure
Sean talks about betting on the election and covering the spread
Political Halloween costumes
Comedian Tim Mars calls into the show
Johnny shows no feeling for Jennifer Hudson (He's dead inside, just ask him)

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Co-host Cricket Lee
Special Guest Comedian Grace Fraga
Johnny talks about the dangers of an uninformed vote.
Hanging Palin effigy in West Hollywood
Erotic author Lisa Andel calls into the show
Exxon Mobil Profit
Threesomes

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Co-host Political Cartoonist M.J. Offen
The Great Schlep
Obama Infomercial
Sex Education
If McCain wins
No Poll on Fox News? Surprising.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Co-host Cricket Lee
Red, the Color of Sex
Hanging Palin effigy pisses Cricket off and not for the reason you would think
T.J. McCormack calls into the show
Dumb crooks
Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick's sentencing 
Bi-partisan tensions

Monday, October 27, 2008

Co-hosts Comedian Kim Jackson and Political Cartoonist M.J. Offen
800 Miles to Sanity
Viral campaign videos
PMS
Five Minutes To Kill Yourself
Erotic author Linda Bergen calls into the show
Rhonda DeFelice calls into the show
Abandoning bad kids in Nebraska.
My penis is a toad

 
Friday, October 24, 2008

Co-host Comedian Jodi Miller
Special Guest Comedian Evan Wecksell
Jodi refuses to believe that Johnny actually enjoyed "The Happening".
Evan shares his pet adoption experience.
Johnny and Jodi continue to disagree on the impact of Bristol Palin's pregnancy.
Evan and Johnny bore Jodi to tears with football talk.
Facebook Friends Birthday Shout-out.
All this and more in this episode of "The DAMage Report Radio Show".

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Co-host Cricket Lee
Special Guest Comedian Troy Conrad of Comedy Jesus and Comedy Nation
Bible salesman, death threats, and a bible disclaimer.
Troy's high school friend, Stu. calls into the show.
Will there be a Nov. 5th celebration?
Comedian Steve Mack calls into the show.

Wednesday, October 22, 2008
 
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
 
Monday, October 20, 2008
 
 
Thursday, October 16, 2008

Co-host Cricket Lee
Special Guest Political Cartoonist - M.J. Offen
McCain Speak
Johnny gives his spin of the third and final Presidential debate.
M.J. shares the life of a political cartoonist.
"Joe Plummer"
Facebook Friends Birthday Shout Outs

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

HMO's Made Me Do It
Johnny calls his co-host to see why he is not in the studio. Talk about awkward.
Assisted suicide and HMO's
Casey Anthony's indictment for murder.
Mo calls into the show to discuss health care.
Facebook Friends Birthday Shout-outs.

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Douche Bag Pick'em
Co-host Cricket Lee
Special Guest Comedian Laura Hayden

Johnny and Cricket don't see eye to eye on the mortgage crisis.
Johnny plays a couple of creepy phone messages.
Laura and Cricket share their view on pick-up lines.
Linda Bergen, author of the erotic graphic novel "Not so Innocent",  calls into the show.
Facebook Friends Birthday Shout-outs

Monday, October 13, 2008

Co-host Comedian Kim "Kymedienne" Jackson
Lowered Expectations
Johnny and Kim talk about scaling back during the economic enema. Robin Rowe of Comedy Walk calls in to say everything is just fine in Beverly Hills. Matt Roberts calls in with a great idea for our economy. Fleshlight of Fate.
Facebook Friends Birthday Shout-out.

 
Friday, October 10, 2008

AIGsus Christ
Co-host Jodi Miller

Jodi and Johnny talk cookies and food. Comedian Valarie Storm calls in to share her AIG experience. Johnny confesses that he had no idea he was sitting next to "Boner" from "Family Ties. Facebook Friends Birthday Shout-outs.

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Smells like teen kilt
Co-host Cricket Lee
Wade from Utah calls in to set the record straight about the Mormon religion. Cricket confesses...Fat Bastard calls into the show to seduce Cricket. Johnny gets a little personal .

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Too many cooks...
Co-host's Comedians Darren Capozzi, Dave Reinitz, and Willis Turner
The second presidential debate, or lack there of is kicked around the table. Sen. McCain calls into the show with disastrous results.
Facebook Friends Birthday Shout-outs.

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

The bailout, Sarah Palin's ass, and the debates? Oh my.
Co-host Cricket Lee
Special Guests Comedians Jesse Case & Derek Sheen
Jesse and Derek compare the Seattle comedy scene to the L.A. comedy scene. The bailout, Sarah Palin's ass, and the debates are round-tabled. T.J. McCormick calls in to share a view from the right. Sen. Obama & McCain call into the show. Facebook Friends Birthday Shout-outs.

Monady, October 6, 2008

Why can't we be friends?
Co-host Jodi Miller
Johnny and Jodi disagree on everything from the bailout to Palin's parenting skills. Gov. Palin calls into the show and chalanges Jodi's improv knowledge. Facebook Friend's Birthday Shout-outs. 

 
Monday, September 29, 2008
 
 
Friday, September 26, 2008
 
Thursday, September 25, 2008
 
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
 
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
 
Monday, September 22, 2008
 
 
Friday, September 19, 2008
 
Thursday, September 18, 2008
 
Wednesday, September 17, 2008

SOLO
Johnny Dam does a solo show
Dog Poop DNA. Cheerleader Moms. Facebook Friends Birthday Shout-outs. Awkward moments as Johnny calls his co-host to see why they are not at the station.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008
 
Monday, September 15, 2008
 
 
Friday, September 12, 2008
 
Thursday, September 11, 2008

This show is dedicated to the memory of my cousin Lt. Col. Dean Mattson - Pentagon 9-11-01
Co-host Cricket Lee
Johnny remembers his cousin Dean. Cricket DIGS gamer boys and admits a big secret.
Strip Clubs.
Greg Rempe calls in for some radio fun and takes some crap about Cleveland and the Browns.
Politicians dancing in their underwear.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Swim Forrest, swim
Co-host: Comedian Darren Capozzi
Johnny and Darren talk about the father and autistic son that were rescued after 12 hours at sea. (this was too funny)
Doing Palin & Mud Wrestling first ladies.
More football talk. Who are we kidding, nothing but guy talk here. The atom smasher under France and Switzerland.

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Oh Football how I have failed thee
Co-host: Actor Rhonda DeFelice
Johnny finally gets to talk about football and how he was totally unprepared for drinking at 9:30 in the morning.
Comedian Tim Mars calls into the show yet again for some pretty funny comments. Rhonda shares her views regarding the upcoming SAG votes.

Monday, September 8, 2008

Football and Jodi - A despicable relationship
Co-host: Comedian Jodi Miller
Johnny quickly discovers that Jodi does not like football as he tries to discuss opening weekend.
Comedian Tim Mars calls into the show to discuss the Palinator and other funny topics. Holidays Horrible Hung-over Horoscopes.
Jodi tries to find out why Johnny is dead inside.

 
Friday, September 5, 2008

SAG HAG Special
Co-host Jodi Miller
Special Guests Actors Tom Bower and Rhonda DeFelice

Tom Bower explains the Membership First agenda regarding the upcoming SAG (Screen Actors Guild) members vote. Jodi reads "Holidays Horrible Horoscopes".

Thursday, September 4, 2008
 
Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Socialism is for the French and so is Jerry Lewis
Co-host Dave Reinitz
Special Guest: Comedian Jason Dudey
Dave tries to sell Johnny on the idea of socialism and Johnny ain't buying it.
Jason plugs his comedy tour "Gay Up, Stand Up" and discusses the dangers of a gay comedy tour in the bible belt.

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Death by Birth
Co-host Cricket Lee
Johnny and Cricket have hours of fun at Sara Palin's expense. 
Crickets confesses to signing up for a B.J. course.

 
Friday, August 29, 2008

Sara, Sara, Sara
Co-host: N/A
Special Guest: The Entire Republican Party... BITCH!!!
Johnny Dam does a rare solo show on a day with so much to talk about thanks to the Republican Party.
Comedian Cesar Cervantes calls into the show to discuss the left field VP choice made by Sen John McCain.

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Persian, Iranian, Tomato, Tomato
Co-host Cricket Lee
Special Guests Actor's Anthony Azizi & Nicholas Guilak, Comedian Curtis Fortier
Anthony proudly proclaims that he Iranian, not Persian. He also talks about his latest film Eagle Eye.
Nicholas talks about his film "Happiness in New York" and shares his views of stereotyping a culture.
Comedian Curtis Fortier stops by for some nerdy comedic fun.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

What Electoral Votes?
Co-host Darren Copozzi
Special Guest Comedian/Actor/Filmmaker Elizabeth Croydon
Elizabeth drops in to be educated about our dysfunctional Electoral College.
Senator Ted Kennedy makes a surprise call from the floor of The DNC to The DAMage Report.
Darren rips on the three knuckle-heads that wanted to assassinate Barack Obama.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

It's Ant
Co-host Cricket Lee
Special Guest Comedian Ant
A very fun show!
Comedian Ant drops in and suddenly it's the Ant show. We didn't dare interrupt him. Would you?

Monday, August 25, 2008

Blues Brothers with Beauty
Co-host Jodi Miller
Special Guests Actor/Comedian Staci Lawrence and Actor Deidra Edwards
Our two guest share their experiences shooting the film "Disfigured", a film about women and weight.
Jodi shares her "first period" experience.
Deidra tells all about her sex scene in the movie.
Jodi's Horrible Holiday Horoscopes.

 
Friday, August 22, 2008

Red Carpet Comedy
Co-host Jodi Miller
Special Guest Comedian Keith Barany
A very special show dedicated to Comics Without Borders.
The show receives calls from the following comedians:
Ahmed Ahmed
Maz Jobrani
Max Amini
Reza Peyk
Peter the Persian
Sebastian Maniscalco
And a special call from Ironman star
Shaun Toub

Jodi's Horrible Holiday Horoscopes
Thursday, August 21, 2008
 
Wednesday, August 20, 2008

The Perfect Candidate 
Co-hosts Comedians Dave Reinitz & Darren Capozzi
Johnny Dam reads a laundry list of what would be considered the perfect presidential candidate.
Johnny, Darren, and Dave proceed to disect and rebuild such a candidate with a lot of laughs.

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Christian Left?!?!?
Co-host Cricket Lee
Special Guest Comedian Michael Rayner
Johnny Dam learns about the Christian Left from Michael. Michael discusses the art of burger spinning.

Monday, August 18, 2008

Russian Flat Tires
Co-host Jodi Miller
Johnny Dam thanks all of the retards for helping make Tropic Thunder #1 at the box office. Jodi reads "Holidays Horrible Horoscopes." The duo discuss Jodi's icy exterior demeanor, russian flat tires and the Grand Canyon flood.

 
Friday, August 15, 2008

The Fleshlight Incident 
Co-host Jodi Miller
Johnny brings in his infamous Fleshlight which fascinates Jodi to no end.
Jodi shares her paranormal experiences and the duo discuss past life regressions.
Chinese acrobats, bigfoot, and Johny's creepy new shoes.

Thursday, August 14, 2008

1...2...3... Retard!!!
Co-host Cricket Lee
Cricket shows Johnny her new tattoo she got in Las Vegas proving once again that what happens in Vegas follows you home.
Olympics, Role Models, and Tipping in L.A.
Cricket StarF@#$ks Last Comic Standing.

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

We're Screwed
Co-host Comedian Keith Barany
Special Guest Gordon "Lug Nutz" Stewart
Keith complains about selling out for a job and adopting a pet because of it's looks.
Gordon can't get behind "Full Retard" and thinks actors are not practicing a craft but just pretending and don't deserve residuals.
Johnny describes what he believes to be Isaac Hayes last moments and calls Gordon a Jackass.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Prop 10 - The Gateway Proposition
Co-host Cricket Lee
Special Guest L.A. Times OP-ED Writer Anthony Rubenstein
Anthony explains the pitfalls of Prop 10 as well as Prop 7.
Johnny try's to keep it humorous to no avail.
Techie, Geeky, and VERY INFORMATIVE! Just make sure you are wide awake to get the full effect of this episode of The DAMage Report.

Monday, August 11, 2008

Co-host Jodi Miller
Guest Darren Capozzi - Comedian and host of Style Networks "The Big Party Plan Off"
Johnny Dam takes some flak for wanting to get rid of his car for an electric bike. 
Jodi reads the horoscopes and listener Mark Needham sends in dirtier horoscopes that Johnny Reads over the air.
The Fleshlight debate continues.

 
Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Co-host Cricket Lee
Guest Barry Pearl - "Doody" from the hit movie Grease
Barry talks about his on going litigation with Harpo Productions (Oprah's production company) over the 
unlicensed use of a clip from the film "Grease" on her show "The Big Give".
Johnny brings up the importance of the litigation's time with respect to the current SAG contract negotiations.

Monday, August 4, 2008
 
 
Friday, August 1, 2008
 
Thursday, July 31, 2008

"The Govenators Revenge"
Co-host Cricket Lee
Johnny Dam examines Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger's executive order eliminating 22,000 state jobs.
Cricket has her L.A. first traffic nightmare.
Johnny talks about bipartisan marriages.
The duo returns the call of a credit card phishing scam.

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Pentagon or PentaCON?
Co-host Dave Reinitz
Guest Craig Ranke C.I.T. (Citizen Investigation Team)
Craig shares his belief and evidence that the Pentagon was never hit by an airliner on September 11th, 2001. Calls come in both for and against the theory. This is a subject that is important to Johnny Dam due to the fact that he lost a family member in the Pentagon that fateful day.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Introduction to a Dingle
Co-host Cricket Lee
Guest Geremy Dingle
The DAMage Report welcomes Geremy Dingle to LA Talk Radio and his new shoe "Dingle Net Radio"
Johnny Dam's search for the perfect political party continues as he looks into the Constitutionalist party.
Cricket shares more of her L.A. lessons. 
Geremy talks about life in Canada.

Monday, July 28, 2008

Everybody Loves Tommy
Co-host Jodi Miller
Guest Comedian Tommy Savitt
Johnny Dam opens the show by announcing that Cindy Sheehan will be running against Nancy Pelosi for 8th district congress. The comments fly when that bomb is dropped.
Tommy shares his views on Canada, losing his virginity, and getting his car towed.
Jodi reads more horoscopes and talks about losing her virginity at the age of... You'll have to listen to this episode to find out.

 
Friday, July 25, 2008

Radio give-away-day
Co-host Jodi Miller
Jodi reads the worlds worst horoscopes.
Johnny gives away a Phoenix WiFi radio courtesy of Com One.
The duo discuss the 8 year jail sentence for the 18yr old uncle that smoked pot with his toddler nephew.
Comedian Monty Hoffman calls the show.

Thursday, July 24, 2008

The Obama Shuffle
Co-host Cricket Lee
Johnny Dam rants about Barack Obama's speech in Berlin. 
The duo recall what it was like when they were kids verses what it's like for kids now.
Porn, strip clubs, racism are discussed as well as goofy kid names.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Political Slap Fight - Foreclosures & Racist Jokes
Co-host Cricket Lee & Dave Reinitz
Johnny Dam and Dave fail to see eye to eye this entire episode.
Dave feels that the people that bought homes they could not afford are not at all responsible for their predicament.
A call calls in as Barack Obama which greatly offends Dave. 

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Breast Fed in the USA
Co-host Rhonda DeFelice (Green 'n' Easy Living)
Cricket Lee shocks us all when she declares that she is having her first period in over a year (shew)
Rhoda goes off on breast-feeding in public.
Johnny Dam applauds Mike Savage for not apologizing for his remark s regarding autistic children.

Monday, July 21, 2008
 
 
Friday, July 18, 2008
 
 
Friday, July 11, 2008
 
Thursday, July 10, 2008
 
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
 
Tuesday, July 8, 2008
 
Monday, July 7, 2008

Monday July 7th
California's Funniest Female
Guest Comedian Lang Parker
Johnny and Lang talk about life in the mid west and why they believe Reality T.V.
Lang talks about virginity and road sex and,,, let's just say that some secrets are shared. Comedian Trish from Victorville calls into the show.

 
Thursday, July 3, 2008

Thursday July 3rd
Everything but the Girl
Co-host Stephanie Paul
Johnny takes aim at all who dare celebrate the July 4th weekend in Mexico.
Stephanie arrives late from an errand and jumps right into the fray as the duo discuss
everything from politics to sex and back to politics again. Stephanie leaves for two months.

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Political Slap-fight
Illegal Immigration
Co-hosts Dave Reinitz and Willis Turner
Johnny Dam scolds Rene Marie for not singing the black national anthem instead of the American national anthem.
Willis, Dave, and Johnny just barely scratch the surface of the illegal immigration issue.
Willis loses it when they discuss "Green Card" for "Service" in regards to the U.S. Military.

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Here kitty, kitty
Co-host Stephanie Paul
Guest Shaye Saldana - Lelo Corp. www.lelo.com
Johnny Dam shares a tale of woe as he describes getting screwed by a booker over the weekend.
The duo discuss the Gorilla murders and the death penalty which is a hot button for Johnny.
Shay Saldana of Lelo stops by and Stephanie grabs the goodies before even meeting him.
Oh yeah, Lelo manufactures VERY high end sensual devices.

Monday, June 30, 2008

Stuck in the Middle
Co-Host Jodi Miller
Guest Comedian Keith Barany
Johnny Dam explains what it means to be a "Hybrid Conservative" 
Keith & Jodi square off on the homeless and addicted citizens of L.A.

 
Friday, June 27, 2008

Say Anything
Co-Host Jodi Miller
Johnny Dam begs the question "What is the craziest thing you ever did to get laid?" Jodi confesses a penchant for "Car Sex"
Sam Hasson calls in and regrets it right away. Comedian Monty Hoffman calls in and pretty much say all there is to say about nothing and yet remains completely offensive.

Thursday, June 26, 2008
What if we held an election and nobody voted?
Co-host Comedian Tom Riehl
Johnny Dam and his co-host talk about non-voting republicans and life in the OC vs LA
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Political Slap-fight
Guns and Proses
Co-hosts Comedians Dave Reinitz & Willis Turner
Johnny Dam and his co-hosts slap it out on the death penalty, gun control and english as the official language of America
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
Screw Sharpton & Imus 
Guest Co-host Steve Flye
Comedian Steve Flye shares his thoughts on Global warming.
Johnny rants about Sharpton and Imus part II. Steve gets a parking ticket during the show.
Monday, June 23, 2008
RIP George Carlin
Co-host Jodi Miller
Johnny shares his grief at the loss of comedy legend George Carlin
Jodi reads Sexoscopes. Johnny tries to help Jodi find a man.
 
Friday, June 20, 2008
Teen Tumor Pregnancy
Co-host Jodi Miller
Jodi reads Sexoscopes. Johnny and Jodi devote most of this episode to the 17 pregnant teens from Gloucester, MA. Jodi shares her experience on CNN. Charlie Manson flunky Susan Atkins has a brain tumor and nobody cares.
Thursday, June 19, 2008
Huck it Up
Co-host Stephanie Paul
Guest Jon Huck
Jon talks about playing imaginary tennis in downtown LA while wear nothing more than boxer shorts. Johnny Dam calls comedian Matt Dittman who shares a little road dirt about our guest Jon Huck.
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
Heavy Metal Sex Toys
Co-host Stephanie Paul
Guests Sex To Dave (Dave Levine), Jeff Potts and Ben Mottsman of the Heavy Metal Band MELTDOWN
Dave delivers goodies to the show and talks about starting www.SexToy.com back in 1995 and how his mom loves to hand out free toys to her friends. The boys from Meltdown talk about traveling cross-country from PA to CA to make it in the music business.
Monday, June 16, 2008
Gay Marriage
Co-host Jodi Miller
Jodi reads Sexoscopes. Movie reviews (Jodi hates and Johnny Dam loves M. Knight Shyamalan). Johnny asks if same sex couples will rush into marriage too soon just because they can.
 
Friday, June 13, 2008
Friday the 13th
Co-host Jodi Miller
Guest Comedian Monty Hoffman
Monty shares his views about the V.A. and gives lesbian Mr. Handsome a hard time when she calls into the show. It pretty much goes down hill from there.
Thursday, June 12, 2008
The 22 Year Old Virgin
Co-host Comedian Lauri Roggenkamp
Johnny Dam calls out the douche bag marine that dropped a puppy off a cliff in Iraq. Lauri shares the fact that she is a 22 year old virgin.
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
Political Slap-fight
Co-hosts Dave Reinitz & Willis Turner
Dave kicks off the show by reading his version of the articles of impeachment against George W. Bush. This weeks debate: GUN CONTROL
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
SAG Alert
Co-host Rhonda DeFelice
Rhonda talks about the possibility of a S.A.G. Strike following the W.G.A. strike. Johnny complains about being insulted by car manufacturers and the crappy milage their new cars are getting.
Monday, June 9, 2008
Toys For Twats
Co-host Jodi Miller
Guest Comedian Justin Baker
Johnny gives Jodi some schwag he picked up at the EroticaLA show. Justin shares what it's like to be diagnosed with Arthritis at the age of 16.
 
Friday, June 6, 2008
All about Jodi
Co-host Jodi Miller
Jodi's first show as co-host. Johnny complains about panhandlers much to Jodi's dismay. Jodi tells us all about herself leaving nothing to the imagination. Johnny talks about shaving his pubic hair.
Thursday, June 5, 2008

Shiny Smooth
Co-Host Stephanie Paul
Stephanie shows up late with the best excuse ever... she was having her vagina lasered smooth as a baby bottom!!!
Johnny Dam takes MIDOL for a headache and then does the math on how many of the 440 children each of the 36 men sired in the FLDS cult. The two get pissed at airlines charging over 4x as much as last summer.

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

We're FEMA, we're here to help?
Co-Hosts: Comedian's  Dave Reinitz & Willis Turner
Johnny Dam rags on Dave or being late. Willis celebrates beating a traffic ticket. Station Founder Sam plays a joke on Johnny by switching bumpers. The guys get into a heated debate over the FEMA trailer evictions. Listener Rhonda calls in to add her two cents to the debate.

Monday, June 2, 2008

I'm So Pretty
Johnny Dam and Stephanie Paul debate the finer points of Transvestite vs. Transsexual.  Stephanie shares her drunken experience with the world. The FLDS vs. CPS and the FEMA trailer evictions are debated by the dynamic duo. Johnny pokes fun at the Universal Studios fire.

 
Friday, May 30, 2008
 
Thursday, May 29, 2008

The Knife Bra incident
Guest: Comedian Trish Guinn
Trish shows off the knife she carries in her bra (See LA Talk Radio's Gallery.) Raising kids, Crappy Mothers Day's, living in hell (Victorville) are all the subject of the day. Seriously, you gotta check out Trish's "Knife Bra". All of the above and more in this edition of "The DAMage Report".

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Political Slapfight
Guest: Comedian Willis Turner
Co-Host: Comedian Dave Reinitz
Johnny Dam kicks things off with a bang by going straight to racism.  Johnny and Dave disagree on everything under the sun. Dan from Idaho calls in and talks way over everybody's head. (We're comedians, not Mensa members). Mo from Oregon calls in about HAARP (again). All of the above and more in this edition of "The DAMage Report".

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Ewww... Chick Show
Guest: Comedian/Writer Jodi Miller.
WARNING: Due to the V.H.E. (Very High Estrogen) content of this show, listening may cause a slight tenderness in your breasts.
Jodie talks about sex in an SUV, buying sperm for a "Freezer Baby". Stephanie becomes obsessed with Petaphilia, a form of bestiality.  Sex, Dating, and Cougars are all the rage in this edition of "The DAMage Report". 

 
Friday, May 23, 2008
Alone again...naturally
Johnny flies solo with the help of several callers. Topics covered:
FLDS vs. CPS, Your individual rights, filter your news.
Thursday, May 22, 2008

Stephanie Paul co-hosts. They discuss gas prices and senate hearings. Johnny vents about crappy airline service and charging extra for your first checked bag. Gas or Gun? Johnny chooses gun. Johnny thinks women think too much about nothing.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Big Ass Ro's Last Show! Comedians Ed Greer and Tim Babb join The DAMage Report. Ed talks about losing his virginity at the tender age of 9 years old. Tim talks about being a sore loser. Big Ass Ro bids a fond farewell to The DAMage Report.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008
 
Monday, May 19, 2008

The Adam Bomb Show! Comedians Adam Hammer and Adam Richmond join The DAMage Report. Adam Hammer talks about performing for the troops in Afghanistan. Adam Richmond talks about being a jewish comedian from Canada and how he thinks the war in Iraq is a just cause (whatever). Mo from Oregon calls in to discuss "Chemtrails".

 
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
 
Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Comedian Erik Mackenroth co-hosts with Reverend Johnny. Johnny starts off the show by slamming everybody! Erik spills lots of Disneyland dirt and talks about his son and the Tooth Fairy. Johnny and Erik disagree on steroids.

Monday, May 12, 2008
Dirty Diapers
Co-Host Rhonda DeFelice (Author & host of Green 'n' Easy Living). Rhonda goes off on disposable diapers and irresponsible parents.
 
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
 
Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Religious Lesbian Stalker Nut Jobs. Hmmmmm... Lesbians (Homer that)
All of the above and more in this edition of "The DAMage Report".

Monday, May 5, 2008

Tripoli Threat
Comedian Sam Tripoli talks about freaky sex, Mexican women, and the comedy business in Los Angeles. Johnny Dam and Sam ask Stephanie Paul some embarrassing questions. All of the above and more in this edition of "The DAMage Report".

 
Friday, May 2, 2008
 
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Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Johnny and Ro talk about Ro's only Red Carpet experience. Johnny shares his views on the Mylie Cyrus photo's. Ro's friend Paul calls in to the show just as  Ro starts to talk about their sexual escapade. Ro's sister Maria calls into the show.

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Johnny and Stephanie talk about how often they masturbate. Comedian Erik Mackenroth calls in and Stephanie puts him on the spot for Disneyland tickets.

Monday, April 28, 2008

Stephanie steps on everyone of Johnny's set-ups and punch-lines creating a very frustrating show for Johnny. 

 
Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Kevin Couch of National Lampoon Radio joins the show.

Monday, April 21, 2008
 
 
Friday, April 18, 2008

Comedians Grant Cotter and Kenny Klein join the show and help Johnny down a 12-pack of beer. Lot's of call-ins on this show including a special phone call from "Vadge", Ro's vagina.

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Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Another great show with Johnny & Big Ass Ro. These shows just get funnier and dirtier. Screw the FCC!!!

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Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Johnny does almost the entire show talking to Stephanie's ear as she spends the entire time on her laptop trying to think of something to talk about.

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Monday, April 14, 2008

Johnny and Stephanie compare dysfunctions of their families and rate the latest movies.

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Friday, April 11, 2008
Inland Derby Divas Thunder n Viking & Abby Noxious as well as comedian Tim Chizmar stop by for an unforgettable show. This one is worthy of the download.
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Thursday, April 10, 2008

Johnny gives co-host Joanie a hard time for being late. George Takai calls into the show. Johnny makes fun of Joanie's outfit. Joanie sings more than she should and then gets real uncomfortable while discussing the news.

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Wednesday, April 9, 2008
Comedian, Tattoo Artist, and host of Shit Talk, Jon Tomashefsky joins The DAMage Report for this fun filled show. The phone never stops ringing as Arnold Schwarzenegger, Robert Deniro, and the president of The Jonas Brothers Fan Club call into the show. We also get a call from "Vadge" (Big Ass Ro's Vagina)
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Monday, April 7, 2008

Stephanie returns from San Francisco, Johnny's wife calls in to correct him on on the air. Stephanie is pretty bored during the show.

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Friday, April 4, 2008

A great show with plenty of call-ins. First Lug Nuttz calls in to complain about the "pregnant man", comedian Erik Mackenroth calls in to ask advice about visiting New York City. Finally we make a prank call to the restaurant that Ro's sister works at.

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Thursday, April 3, 2008
 
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Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Comedian Erik Mackenroth joins The DAMage Report as we discuss the ability of third graders to actually conspire. Johnny invites himself to Erik's wedding and Rhonda (Johnny's wife) wins tickets to Disneyland.

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Tuesday, April 1, 2008

WWG Champion Eddie Hawkins, Worlds Worst Guest, stops by and demonstrates his innate ability to truly be a WWG Champion. Co-host Stephanie Paul calls in from San Francisco. BBQ Central host Greg Rempe, calls in to complain about April Fools Day.

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Monday, March 31, 2008

Future BBS Talk Radio Show Hosts Azerius (and his ego) and Darren Georges stop by promote their upcoming show. Mr. D, Azerius's manager, calls in to give us the real 411 on Azerius's ego. Comedian Dave Reinetz co-hosts this interesting show.

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Friday, March 28, 2008

Iraqi war veterans Mick Wrolson & Ryan Hanson join the show and share what it is really like in the sandbox. Ro's sister, "Tiny Ass" Maria calls in for no good reason what-so-ever which is always fun.

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Thursday, March 27, 2008
 
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Wednesday, March 26, 2008
 
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Tuesday, March 25, 2008
 
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Monday, March 24, 2008
 
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Friday, March 21, 2008
 
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Thursday, March 20, 2008

Comedian Dave "Bad News"  Reinetz joins the The DAMage Report to share his pessimistic liberal views. Co-host Joanie "Cougar" Coyote has trouble putting a thought together.

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Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Big Ass Ro's sister, Tiny Ass Marie stops by and the phones light up as every female from Long Island, NY calls into the show. 
WARNING: Do not listen to this episode if you are allergic to Long Island accents!

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Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Stephanie shares why she was almost late because of an audition (a very common excuse in L.A.). Johnny explains why he is embarrassed to be a Democrat. Johnny’s wife, Rhonda calls in to vent about the neighbors.

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Monday, March 17, 2008

St. Patrick’s Day Special. Irish Comedian Bill Devlin stops by to help The DAMage Report celebrate St. Patrick’s Day. Johnny gets everybody to take a shot of tequila every twenty minutes while the show is on the air.

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Friday, March 14, 2008
Ro talks about orgasms and writing jokes. Johnny worries about the zit on the bridge of his nose. A phone call is made to the female crew at Ro’s day job and Johnny asks each of them to toss his salad.
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Thursday, March 13, 2008

Johnny flies solo when Joanie gets the flu. TJ hangs around to discuss his appearance on The DAMage Report TV show the night before. Comedian Trish Guinn calls in from Victorville, a little town just west of hell.

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Wednesday, March 12, 2008
 
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Tuesday, March 11, 2008
 
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Monday, March 10, 2008
 
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Friday, March 7, 2008
 
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Thursday, March 6, 2008
 
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Wednesday, March 5, 2008
 
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008
 
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Monday, March 3, 2008
 
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Friday, February 29, 2008
 
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Thursday, February 28, 2008
 
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Wednesday, February 27, 2008
 
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Tuesday, February 26, 2008

L.A. hating Walker Hayes joins the show resulting in four very excruciating episodes. (Johnny won’t even listen to them.)

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Monday, February 25, 2008

L.A. hating Walker Hayes joins the show resulting in four very excruciating episodes. (Johnny won’t even listen to them.)

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Friday, February 22, 2008

L.A. hating Walker Hayes joins the show resulting in four very excruciating episodes. (Johnny won’t even listen to them.)

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Thursday, February 21, 2008
 
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Wednesday, February 20, 2008

L.A. hating Walker Hayes joins the show resulting in four very excruciating episodes. (Johnny won’t even listen to them.)

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Tuesday, February 19, 2008
 
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Monday, February 18, 2008
 
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February, February 15, 2008

Comedian/Author Cheril Vendetti - The Italian Floozy, joins The DAMage Report to get loud and plug her cookbook “Mistress of the MOB Cuisine”. We had to replace our mics after her visit to the station.

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Thursday, February 14, 2008

Comedian Joanie Coyote, Johnny's co-host on The DAMage Report TV show, joins the show once again. They discuss Valentines Day, doing business with China, and how Joanie can't keep her train of thought and won't date younger guys which seem to be the only ones hitting on her.

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Wednesday, February 13, 2008
 
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Tuesday, February 12, 2008
 
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Monday, February 11, 2008
 
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Friday, February 8, 2008
 
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Thursday, February 7, 2008
 
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Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Johnny discusses his experience working the polls on Super Tuesday. Merrill is a bit jealous that Johnny had several celeb’s come to his polling place. Merrill has a spell of ADD and gets pissed at Johnny’s total lack of compassion for Heath Ledger’s death by drugs. 

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Monday, February 4, 2008

The first episode of The DAMage Report Radio Show! Merrill tries to find a way to get a $37.00 parking fee waived.

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