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Friday's show opened with the usual hilarity before we segued into an interview with Bay Area criminal defense attorney Marc Zilversmit about the Dr. Conrad Murray trial.  Marc pointed out that even if Murray is convicted, he only faces 4 years in prison and the loss of his medical license.

Show stalwart and football dunce Amy Ludwig called in to rub my face in the fact we tied last week at 9 victories each.  

I read selections from "Eat Pray Love" to soothe the audience.

David Bragger, local musician and co-founder of the old tyme music group Sausage Grinder was on.  We talked about the different ways of banjo picking.  (David is my former banjo teacher) and let the people know about this weekend's Goleta Old Tyme music festival.  All in all, a show of shows.

At the top of the show, David spun out his usual brand of stinging comedy, including jokes about politics, entertainment and the foibles of Americas.  The joke about the Arkansas weatherman is his particular favorite.  Several passages from "Eat, Pray, Love" were read to deepen our understanding of literary crap.  David discussed old camp days with his friend Marc Zilversmit, the liberal lawyer for San Francisco and did football picks with show stalwart Amy Ludwig, who knows nothing about football.  

David and Christian discuss dental tourism to Mexico.  It’s cheaper there and when you return, you can mow your lawn with your teeth.  They move on to testing sound effects for the show.  Father’s day stories are told.  A serious discussion of the hotness of local news weather girls.  A preview of weekend movies that look lame.  David rattles off a list of things he doesn’t like including honey, Garrison Keillor and fat brides.

David supports Congressman Anthony Weiner because so many Republicans have been caught doing far worse.  He urges Weiner not to resign because Congress needs more dicks like him.  David and Christian rate a hot dog stand mediocre.  David viciously berates Christian and any other newlyweds who don’t have an estate plan.  Lebron is a choker until he proves otherwise.  David rattles off a list of things he doesn’t like including Boston, sushi and The Office.

The premiere of The David Weiss Show.  David and his sidekick, Mr. Christian introduce themselves and David gives a short maniefesto that the show will cover current events, sports, entertainment, food and anything else they can talk about.  There’s a discussion about the financial problems of the Dodgers.  Foodwise, David and Christian wax enthusiastic about the variety of beverages and the Tater Tots at Sonic.  David rattles off a list of things he doesn’t like.